crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

(Source: dyslusional, via weedandprettythings)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via ali3nchildr3n)

tastefullyoffensive:

"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110
weedandprettythings:

 
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